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This is the best AITA because on the actual matter at hand I'd say he's kinda right (ish), $4900 for a week of work is really good money and they can always celebrate later. He should have obviously talked it over with her first but still. What makes him an asshole (or just like, a really really weird person) is every other detail that is tangentially mentioned.
i love when people go "this looks like a 10k post to me" because it never works half the time and i just see them try so fruitlessly in my notes
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THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF DISAPPOINTMENT IM SO HAPPY THAT PEOPLE SAW TOP HATS AND SAID “oh boy a new pocket :)”
some dude in victorian england: hey dude nice hat
the other dude, picking up his hat to let a comical array of items tumble out: thanks it’s also a pocket :)
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In some versions of the myth of Dionysus’ childhood, the way Zeus hides him from Hera is by turning him into a goat. And the nymphs raised him like that. And then when he grows up he’s human shaped again.
And in some versions of Zeus’ childhood the nymph that raised him was shaped like a goat at the time.
Idk what it is with this family and goats. Better than growing up in a guy’s stomach I guess. Also might explain why some older depictions of Dionysus give him horns.
It took me so long to realise the visual meaning/subtext of Brennan placing Zerxus IN THE PALM of Asmodeus